normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
