BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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