i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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