have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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