Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Help. Why am I so naked?
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