Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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