it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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