if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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