Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude

(765): View more from Indiana

call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing

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(510): View more from California

Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.

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(305): View more from Florida

Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.

(1-305): View more from Florida

God Bless cinco de mayo

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(876): View more from Jamaica

Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch

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(614): View more from Ohio

You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.

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