i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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