i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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