It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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