Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm always down for nudity.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
