Umm I'm too high to move.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I see more hoeing in ur future
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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