Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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