And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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