Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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