I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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