He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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