My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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