when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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