Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
