i would punch a child for taco bell
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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