You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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