I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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