The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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