i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
