I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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