Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
