cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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