have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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