I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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