But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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