It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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