Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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