do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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