Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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