I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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