the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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