used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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