IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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