everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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