nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
bring money and cleavage
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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