I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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