Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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