one might say we're banned from that church
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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