P.S. I can't hear my feet
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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