if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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