Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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