Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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