im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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