Dual....:-)
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
